October 2011
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WatchRetarded children running up and down the stairs at Colfax & Federal Transfer Centre on 23 October 2011 @ 2:12pm
April 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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"wat ever" by GREG YAMPOLSKIY
i b good hanging out around would u like 2 do somwthing tonight hang out or wat ever
wat do u stink lol oput loud
Why the hell would I want to hang out with you? You can’t even speak English!
"how u b" by GREG YAMPOLSKIY
ok how u b
tell me more about ur self please
I dunno, how do “u b”?
And what is an “ur” self? O.o
English, Russian and Spanisnsh by GREG YAMPOLSKIY
english russian spanisnsh
i undderstand it all
wat u want 2 speak in
How about we start with English?
"waz a b" by GREG YAMPOLSKIY
how u b my name is
greg
mne 3 i cant stand of same generesas
looking 4 same things in ab special lady
down 2v earth outrdoorsy
working out cooking snowboardind
hope 2 hear from u soon bye 4 now greg
ill b at bj courusel tonihgt
bye 4b now
greg
… o.O what the hell is he trying to say?
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How Not To Pick Me Up: Maynardoftool22
maynardoftool22: Hi
Jessica Sideways: Hello.
maynardoftool22: How are you?
Jessica Sideways: Oh, good - I'm going apartment hunting today! ^___^
maynardoftool22: Nice...I'm working lol
Jessica Sideways: Fun!
maynardoftool22: I'm kinda frisky too hehe
Jessica Sideways: Oh really?
maynardoftool22: Mmm yes...im rubbing my cock through my jeans
Jessica Sideways: Okay, I have to admit, it's creepy.
maynardoftool22: Why?
maynardoftool22: Hi?
maynardoftool22: Ok ttyl
August 2010
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100 reasons why Twilight sucks.
fuckyeahtwilightsucks:
abctaylor:
I can’t remember where I found this, but I saved it.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy. 2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her. 3. She can’t do anything without Edward. 4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide. 5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about...
July 2010
39 posts
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Isn't it great to know that there are people who...
Yes, yes it is honey. ^_^
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What is your favorite anime?
Hard to say. I have a number of favourites but I would have to say it’s a three way tie between Detective Conan, Onegai Teacher and Azumanga Daioh.
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do you have a iphone
No, the deposit required by AT&T for the iPhone is prohibitive. I’m considering signing with a different carrier and getting an Android phone.
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Who's your favorite FICTIONAL doctor?!
David Tennant, hands down.
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Did you actually change your legal name to...
No, I changed my legal name to Jessica Emily Sideways. I needed to do this so I could free myself from the male lie.
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Don't you just hate getting spammed by...
Yes but I’ll only answer their legitimate questions that others might have an interest in.
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do you use british spellings specifically to get...
No, I do it to reflect the fact that I am American in paper only. I feel deep connection to the people of Canada and the United Kingdom and I hope to immigrate one of these days. I am doing as much as I can to make that possible.
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have you considered a low carb diet
Yes. I’ve considered a number of diets. I’m planning on starting with Weight Watchers in a couple of weeks.
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do you shop at whole foods
No but there’s a valid reason why - it’s prohibitively expensive. I do see the value in buying organic food, I do - but I can’t afford it on a student’s budget.
When I get my MD or ND, THEN I will start eating organic.
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are the glasses an affectation
… No, I use them to see. I’ve been wearing glasses from my earliest memories on.
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do you use acne cleanser
Yes, even though I have tried numerous over the counter therapies and they did not work for me. Everything from Stridex to Proactiv. If you likely see it on the shelves of any grocery or drug store, chances are I’ve tried it.
I’m not the only one in my biological family to have acne, my sister has had terrible acne too, only difference is that she has her acne on her back.
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Where does the "Sideways" part of your name come...
Second Life. I was wondering what the hell I was going to change my surname to as I wanted to distance myself from my biological family. I was registering an account for the game one day and a couple of the surname choices sparked my ire - Sideways and Sinister.
And yes, Jessica Sideways is my legal name. And no, I do not own the username “Jessica Sideways” on Second Life, though.
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have you considered dreadlocks
A couple of times. A few of my good friends at Naropa are sporting them and I know of a couple of TS women that are sporting them too. However, I don’t think I’d like to try dreadlocks yet.
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Would you say that surgery was an end goal of...
No. Surgery is a milestone but not a capstone. I still have a ways to go.
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What sort of lifestyle changes have you made to...
Yes. I’m also planning taking Hot Yoga classes to increase my stamina so I can actually get into the gym and propel my weight loss. I intend to start Weight Watchers as well so I can not just eat diet food which is more expensive and less tasty, but to learn how to portion foods properly.
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You say you lost your dilator, but from what I...
Yes, in hindsight, this is true and I know this now. But hindsight is always 20/20 and there’s always the fear that whatever cylindrical object you use will break inside you or something like that. I handled myself for the first three months of surgery carefully because I was concerned that I would damage myself.
This is especially true when I was state-side and not just across the street...
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Were you kidding when you said you wanted to study...
No, I wasn’t. But I’ve become interested in trying for allopathic medical school instead. Especially when looking at the website for CU Denver’s School of Medicine, the requirements are the same as two of the big Naturopathic Medical Schools (Bastyr and NCNM). I feel I could do good with either path, a Naturopathic path or an Allopathic path.
And I am not too entirely sure but...
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Why do you think fetuses are cancer/parasites?
I don’t think that fetuses are like cancer or parasites. I think that to a woman that does not want to be pregnant, an unwanted fetus is LIKE cancer or a parasite in the sense that it’s a growth in her body that she does not want.
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Why do you not hate Dr. Pichet Rodchareon even...
He may very well have but in my personal experience, he’s an accountable guy. I made the mistake of losing my dilators and he has agreed to reopen me for no additional charge, I just need to get the airfare together again.
In the case of Marci, she has not offered my friends any sort of help without charging them an arm and a leg.
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Do you enjoy being 244 lbs?
No, believe it or not, i don’t. I’ve been fat ever since I was 10 and it’s one of my goals to lose this weight.
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why didnt you go to a real college
I do. Naropa University is a real college, accredited by all regional accrediting boards and has recently went through with getting it’s accrediting renewed this Spring. Credits from Naropa University transfer in/out just as they would at any other accredited public or private college. Degrees from Naropa University are accepted by other Universities as valid pre-requisites in order to get...
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do you smoke a lotta weed
Not anymore. I did when I was having to deal with the male lie. It was a form of escape from my very real problems that I really needed to face.
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how can you be a buddhist and an atheist the two...
While Buddhism and Atheism are mutually exclusive, to be a Buddhist Atheist is not a contradiction. There is nothing in Buddhism compelling you to believe in a god and you don’t have to believe in everything in the sutras (like reincarnation, which I don’t believe in) in order to be a Buddhist.
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As someone who let their vagina close up due to...
*sigh* It was not gross negligence, it was merely a mistake. I lost my dilators for 2 weeks and I was actively looking for them in every waking moment. It happens. I tried to reopen my vagina by using the dilators and objects that were steps smaller but that did not work out.
Secondly, I posit the idea that she is not all she claims to be. I happen to personally know two people she screwed over...
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Why are you pro abortion?
Because a woman should have the right to choose what happens to her body. She should not be forced to carry a child to term if she does not want to.
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The Boring Ass Life of Jessica Sideways: The... →
genderbitch:
*EXCESSIVE WHINING ABOUT BEING CALLED OUT FOR ABLEIST BULLSHIT + IRONIC CLAIMS THAT I’M SEEKING TO START FIGHTS*
Really? You post a giant wall of text of apologism and bullshit for your bigoted as shit behavior in response to one of my general tumblr posts where you know I’ll see it and you claim I’m picking fights? Really?
You’re one classy lady, hun.
First off, why are you...
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The "Ableism" That Never Was
genderbitch:
I have had it fucking up to here with people taking groups that are misogynist, transphobic, racist, hateful, bigoted, self centered or really unethical and calling them “psychotic”, “crazy” or “insane”.
Shut the fuck up. No seriously, just shut the fuck up. Your ableism is showing. Your psychophobic ableism is slathered all over your words and your self centered, hateful,...
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"She's Really Respectful"?
Me: Miss, did you bring a kid in here?
Old Hippy Lady: Yeah
Me: She's outside, trying to get in. (for 10 minutes) Please keep an eye on her from now on.
Old Hippy Lady: Yeah, she just went to the bathroom - she's really respectful.
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